December 2008
LMAO
don’t you hate those people whose relationship becomes their LIFE? like, you go on dates to have alone time. when you’re hanging out with a group you should actually try to interact with people. just sayin. i mean, it IS common sense.
defence mechanism →
theatre conspiracy
I feel like every time I go to the movies..my sense of time is impaired. Seriously. I watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which length wise, was the movie equivalent of the Bible. Then I watched Yes Man, and it was like watching a commercial. It may have something to do with the fact that I was totally plastered while watching it, but…yeah.
PS Zooey was so cute in Yes Man; go watch...
stefaniak; says:
i'm just like - HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME! I AM NOT DRUNK!
stefaniak; says:
i don't think that helped the matter.
If you could have lived though any war in history...
taylorswaim:
amandoline:
(via ifyoucould)
the civil war for sure. its my favorite history subject.
American or French Revolution… hands down.
WWII; I would KILL to live in the 30’s-40’s.
I feel so sick. Barfing out a lung over here. Argh.
I’m in such a fucking blah mood right now. Like, major BLAH mood. I don’t know what I want. When I don’t know what I want I get really moody.
don't lie; black eyed peas
[WILL] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry Hey, baby my nose is getting big I noticed it be growing when I been telling them fibs Now you say your trust’s getting weaker Probably coz my lies just started getting deeper And the reason for my confession is that I learn my lesson And I really think you ought to know the truth Because I lied and I cheated and I lied a little more But after I did it I...
don't phunk with my heart; black eyed peas
No, no, no, no, don’t phunk with my heart (Yeah) No, no, no, no, don’t phunk with my heart I wonder if I take you home Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby) I wonder if I take you home Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby) Girl, you know you got me, got me With your pistol shot me, shot me And I’m here helplessly In love and nothing can stop me You can’t stop me...
“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”
– Albert Einstein
Scarlett Johansson
thephenthouse:
babypanda:florencio:suicideblonde:hyacinthhouse:magnetical:sharpless:bigfun:greenshines
grade 10 flashback. watching leonardo dicaprio in...
me: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, I'd smack that!
cristina: what the hell? I'd tap that!
me: .. well, I'd BANG that!
cristina: oh, most definetly.
I’ve noticed that the holidays make me really horny. I’ve also noticed that I selectively use proper capitalization in certain text posts. Does anyone else feel the same way? The hormones, I mean, not the grammar statement. Additionally, I forgot about my idea to tape some mistletoe to a headband and walk around that way, kissing everyone in my path. Honestly, first I forget...
lhh:
thedvsangel:
stupidinboston:
...
Since everyone else has tumblr crushes...me too!
joshawesome:
truthordare:
joshawesome:
truthordare:
stupidinboston:
truthordare:
urbanredneck:
allthiscanbeyours
realrealsoft
stupidinboston
joshawesome
saintnate
happnstance
lindsayneedscoffee
my turn: stupidinboston joshawesome boringloser ostermayer havent-got-a-prayer blurredvision drned
yeehaw! all of my crushes are very witty/awesome. lmaoo, feel free to complain if...
soo, i’m pretending to be busy to avoid a friend’s birthday dinner & sleepover to get crunk with my other friends. that’s alright though right? and..one of my friends is pretty much a babe, so it’s ok for me to ditch my friend’s birthday dinner (which i already told her i was going to). right? right. i seriously think being a good friend is overrated.
Since everyone else has tumblr crushes...me too!
joshawesome:
truthordare:
stupidinboston:
truthordare:
urbanredneck:
allthiscanbeyours
realrealsoft
stupidinboston
joshawesome
saintnate
happnstance
lindsayneedscoffee
my turn: stupidinboston joshawesome boringloser ostermayer havent-got-a-prayer blurredvision drned
yeehaw! all of my crushes are very witty/awesome. lmaoo, feel free to complain if you’re not on my list. i’ll find...
Since everyone else has tumblr crushes...me too!
stupidinboston:
truthordare:
urbanredneck:
allthiscanbeyours
realrealsoft
stupidinboston
joshawesome
saintnate
happnstance
lindsayneedscoffee
my turn: stupidinboston boringloser ostermayer havent-got-a-prayer blurredvision drned joshawesome
yeehaw! all of my crushes are very witty/awesome. lmaoo, feel free to complain if you’re not on my list. i’ll find your mock jealousy endearing...
Since everyone else has tumblr crushes...me too!
urbanredneck:
allthiscanbeyours
realrealsoft
stupidinboston
joshawesome
saintnate
happnstance
lindsayneedscoffee
my turn: boringloser stupidinboston ostermayer havent-got-a-prayer blurredvision drned joshawesome
yeehaw! all of my crushes are very witty/awesome. lmaoo, feel free to complain if you’re not on my list. i’ll find your mock jealousy endearing and add you, haha :)
“oh yeah?! well shottie on YOUR MOM!”
– me to lauren. it was prettttttty amusing. she called shottie on not refilling our unlimited popcorn, so i thought my comeback was pretty reasonable.
“you’re a wolf, boy, get out of this town.”
– sea wolf
really want some mary shelley right now.
dictionary.com does not lie
make love, a.to embrace and kiss as lovers.b.to engage in sexual activity.
i just had rhubarb-raspberry-apple juice. i seriously recommend it.
fwb ftw.
friends with benefits for the win.
http://poetry.com/Publications/search.asp?First=vic...
So, I was going through my portfolio a bit today and I’ve noticed that I have not been writing a lot lately. And when I have, it’s so scarce that I actually think it’s good when my stuff really sucks. Like, reaaaaaaaaally badly. Anyhow, if you like reading crap, I strongly suggest you check out my work at www.poetry.com
look for: Victoria Stefaniak
i’m off to bed lovers. i’m not hot and bothered anymore. shame. ` nightttttt. ♥