February 2009
1 tag
name acronym
V ain I ntense C harming K inky Y ummy
Girls Like Mysterious Guys
ryanpurtill:
Now I don’t know a ton about girls, I’ll be the first to admit it. I don’t know if they like being hit on, if size matters, or where they pee out of. It’s a mystery like the bermuda triangle, but one thing I do know is that girls love a mysterious adventure.
This is why when I’m out on a date and things are getting a little stale, I will pay the waiter $40 to come up to the table...
you spin me right round, baby right round, like a...
I extended a finger, my senses had started to rust, although not recommended you’re so sweet to touch.
Dr Mrs Vandertramp.
January 2009
“i can’t control myself,
when i see you there’s no one else.”
– does it offend you, yeah?
“Poets never kill.”
– Vladimir Nabokov
completely smitten with curiosity, i want to make...
“too many legs under the table.
too many reasons for trouble.”
– does it offend you, yeah?
After Sex Behaviour By Sign
Scorpio: Perhaps I should untie you… (Via)
ahahahah. true story.
“that’s the funny thing about guys. you notice that your stomach isn’t totally...”
– TRUTH. (via megwhyte)
“Hey, you didn’t tell me your boobs were so big!” - actual quote I have received
(via somuchsass)
(via justinesamantha)
AHAHAHAAHAH. get your minds out of the gutter.
stefaniak: says:
remember what amanda did to you in the seventh grade with that cherry tomato?
stefaniak: says:
i just did that all over my computer screen.
“they call me hell
they call me stacey
they call me her
they call me jane
...”
– the ting tings
What do I believe in?
I believe in oysters. I believe in thunderstorms and laughing, reading good books and kissing ♥. I believe in being lost. I believe in anxiety.I believe in MUSIC. I believe in non material happiness and guilty pleasures $$$. I BELIEVE IN CHARM. I believe in awkward sexual advances. I believe in ♀♂ and ♂♂ as well as ♀♀. I believe in poetry. I believe that we should do what we really want, when we...
referring to the damsel in distress in the picture below: I’d rather bite those ropes off or find some way to undo them rather than have some stud come and rescue this fair maiden. I’d rather save myself.
I was writing a letter when I got your picture in...
i want nutella. and pizza. and chinese food.
“boys with black hair always get me into trouble.”
we're awesome.
GarreT R.I.P. says:
shes kind of like a punchline now
stefaniak; says:
lmaooo
GarreT R.I.P. says:
she always was, but now i can laugh to
hellovagina:
Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
— Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard
the latter.
“I’m never gonna get married. Are you?”
“Hmm…I suppose...”
– Calvin & Hobbes quotes
http://homepage.eircom.net/%257Eodyssey/Quotes/Popular/Comics/Calvin_Hobbes.html
“He goes out of his way to smile at you. Trust me, I’ve watched him do it.”
– (via littlemiss) (via amandoline)
kinky is using feathers. perverted is using the...
“they’re not going to know your name is carmen.”
PS, I'm afraid of most birds, including ostriches....
Dandelions
I was picked up and got so high, a vice became a true ally, and when I was down, I was so low, a virtue was my only foe. There was a mark, a median of degree, but nothing satisfactory that I could see. So round and round and round I went, I had no clue, nor a hint that I would soon be at point A, that I would return to you some day. But there you were, and all aglow, I must confess my envy showed,...
my husband is sleeping...
urbanredneck:
but i plan to pounce on him.
because being woken up for a snuggle isn’t the worst thing in the world.
love.
lmao, you’re so cute. :)