December 2009
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Everybody has a lobster.
(via j-ad0re)
Some people have crabs.
500 Days of Vicky.
I’m not going to kiss you and hold your hand if I don’t like you. Because then you’ll assume that I gave you the wrong impression. Do I want to read cards saying, “Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore”? No thank-you.
“Sorry about the tears.”
– Psycho
I always wonder if every secret comes out. No matter if it’s in a day, or in a millennium. Every secret. Every murder, adultery - every lie. There are probably millions of secrets right now, that everyone thinks are undiscovered, when in reality, one person has the answer to each secret. Maybe they are living with the answer for 23 years now. Maybe they live in a shack in the mountains, or...
OH GOD, SHOWER SCENE, PSYCHO SHOWER SCENE, SOMEONE...
I WANT YOUR PSYCHO, YOUR VERTIGO STICK.
Oh Lady Gaga, all I see is Psycho and Vertigo. You Hitchcock lover you.
I licked my lips once I said good-bye to the year And took one last drag
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Monster - Lady Gaga
He licked his lips Said to me...
“We french kissed on a subway train
He tore my clothes right off
He ate my...”
– Lady Gaga
Do not try to rip someone's sails without first...
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via vinh) (via conorh) (via bluesiren) (via lostinfiction) (via myso-calledlife)
Aw, this is sweet. Yes please!
f-f-f-formspring
I just le jacqued off to your photobucket. Am I hot for you?
LMAO, my photobucket has the most random pictures. And yes, you are hot for me.
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!
Call the authorities at once! …Is this tumblr Ryan, by any chance?
Now that you have le approved my jacque off in your photobucket. May I have n00dz to le cum?
Please stop.
...
TUMBLR! I DEMAND YOU STOP BEHAVING LIKE AN UNPAID...
We all do it:
Post our own opinion about whatever’s the newest scandal on Tumblr. Then, if we get bitched at, we’re all like, “Yo what the fuck, this is Tumblr, it’s my opinion! There’s an unfollow button, bitch.” If someone else posts their own opinions however, and we disagree, we start telling them that we are absolutely disgusted by their views, and then are completely...
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I like reading suicide notes..
IS THIS WHY I CAN’T GET A BOYRFRIEND?!
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My mom thought I was trying to kill myself by...
Okay, that didn’t actually happen, but it’d be funny if it did.
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Am I the only one who loved 2009?
I think my resolution should be re-blogging everybody’s plagiarized posts and telling them that they have, in fact, plagiarized.
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It isn't a party till you shut the fuck up.
If you're going to "like" my Facebook status...I...
Cause I’m popular.
Sometimes. Usually on Thursdays. Or full moons.
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500 Days of WINTER
IN MY HEART
Reason why I excel in life:
I will pop a zit in front of my sister, but not around my professors/boss/crush.
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I love how people write stuff all over their Facebooks saying things like, “THIS ONLY MAKES ME STRONG” or “SINGLE, FINALLY” …really bad stuff in general, trying to convince the world they are happy they’ve broken up with their significant other. Then, amidst those posts you see things like “everything happens for a reason” or ”I just...
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fourmspring (-3)
I want to le jacque off to you. :)
Lmfao…oh my.
———— Mock me, shock me, counter-clock rock me: http://www.formspring.com/forms/?742279-HpzBNwCkYW <3
I hate when I forget to block people on msn before going online.
Being sick while you're on vacation
(via whatannoysus)
You can just say diarrhea. I know you’re talking about getting diarrhea while on vacation.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, TO BE THE LAST ONE...
…I think it means you’re the middle child, Enrique.
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DAMN, CAMERON FROM FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF IMPROVED WITH AGE!
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Okay Beth Cooper, you are drinking A LOT in this...
I did it better.
Been there, done that. Twice.
yanayana:
I think that I actually am charming in my own sort of strange way. And I think that’s what initially draws boys towards me. I also believe that it is what eventually pushes them away.
MY LIFE.
