February 2010
No use crying over spilled milk but definitely use...
(via junglejustine)
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Don't apologize for liking something you like.
(via inothernews)
Unless it’s Justin Bieber.
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Describe me in three words?
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It's called brains, 'cause I'll blow your mind.
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I'M ALWAYS NAKED
UNDER MY CLOTHES!
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Well, here come the sweats and smarts, let's start...
January 2010
I’m getting my hair cut tomorrow, mainly because I have horrendous split ends and am trying to grow out my hair. I’m already taking bets (with, er, myself) on how things are going to go. I predict I will get my hair cut, pretend to like it while at the hair dresser, while slowly becoming misty-eyed. Then I will burst into tears at home, crying at how ugly I look and how my hair will...
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hey, how are you? :D
I’m good, thanks! How are you?
IT’S ME PERUCHO, JAJAJAJAJJA
OH HAI. WADDAP HOME SKILLETTT.
For the enjoyment of perverted Tumblrdudes out there, including me, asnwer these questions: *Describe what you’re wearing… inside and out. *When did you last do it, and where. *Rate the last time you did it from 1 to 10.
* Clothes * Did what? I am assuming...
I'm so deep, I'm afraid I appear superficial, with...
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I tend to get the strong urge to own a rabbit... →
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I think I am going to send a whole bunch of letters to people/strangers, just to get mail back. I love mail. It would be so pleasant to have my own house with my own pretty little mailbox.
“There is among reptiles another sacred mystery of love, drawing not only members...”
– Leucippe and Clitophon, Achilles Tatius
“Schoolboys are hardly so well educated in kissing; their embraces are akward;...”
– Leucippe and Clitophon, Achilles Tatius
“There must be a bee inherent in your lips, for they taste as sweet as honey, and...”
– Leucippe and Clitophon, Achilles Tatius
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Keep calm and drink 'till dawn.
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Sorry Jim, Pam, Stanley, Angela, Kelly and Michael (did I miss someone? Creed?), but Hilary Swank isn’t hot. She has a horse mouth.
“The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.”
– Dorothy Parker
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“Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you...”
– Airplane (1980)
“He’s just very angry - it’s like A Streetcar Named Desire meets...”
– My Shakespeare prof, Cary DiPietro, on Marlon Brando playing Julius Caesar.
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