January 2011
perma-scowl:
new years resolution: post more nudes
FUN 4 EVERYONE
Ok so this has nothing to do with NYE but, don't...
Guys, I really think I should invest in Claritin...
BUT SOMETIMES I GET BRAVE AND FORCE MY PETTING ON THEM. :’)
LMAO LMAO ROCKY BALBOA IS ON TV, FUCK ALL YOUR NEW...
forever alone with my movies and imaginary cats :3
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December 2010
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“She could eat twice as much as anyone and drink three times as much.”
– John Hawkesworth on Ava Gardner
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I SHOULD BE HAVING SEX OR DANCING.
bowfolk:
But I’m equally satisfied watching movies and eating cherry pie, sooooo it all works out.
GPOY
cheesylovesongs asked: so im still sick :( and i think i got extremely sick after the party at vargas' place. going out for smokes without a jacket wasn't very smart, but i sit and think. WHY DIDN'T VICKY GET SICK... THAT SLUTTY-IMMUNE-TO-BEING-SICK-BITCH. vicky! make me feel better. this is so depressing! im gonna be sitting here with a bottle of antibiotics and cough syrup and hot tea and lemon on new...
cheesylovesongs asked: so im still sick :( and i think i got extremely sick after the party at vargas' place. going out for smokes without a jacket wasn't very smart, but i sit and think. WHY DIDN'T VICKY GET SICK... THAT SLUTTY-IMMUNE-TO-BEING-SICK-BITCH. vicky! make me feel better. this is so depressing! im gonna be sitting here with a bottle of antibiotics and cough syrup and hot tea and lemon on new...
Ok seriously, I'm tired of these people who have...
the actual fuq?
FOREVER TROMBONE
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lol omgsh what are you guys even talking about...
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“You are my real Prince Charmin’
Like the heat from the fire
You were...”
– Underneath it All, No Doubt (Lady Saw)
three words to describe me, because I know y'all... →
ohitsdana-deactivated20110602 asked: I saw this at the store today (I think Kmart) and immediately thought of you: http://bit.ly/gOw8r9. Just thought I'd let you know ~
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Since I’ve been a lazy fuck lately to the point where I’ve gotten less accomplished than a floating lard, I’ve been inspired by Sam’s 2010 list, where she described every month of her life of 2010. I’m going to do the same thing for 2011, only that I’ll post after every month.
ohitsdana-deactivated20110602 asked: I saw this at the store today (I think Kmart) and immediately thought of you: http://bit.ly/gOw8r9. Just thought I'd let you know ~
Now that I think of it, 2010 was a really fab year...
It amuses me how I am still the favoured child in...
DAD: What're you doing?
ME: Washing the dishes
DAD: Ugh, why doesn't Annette do them?
ME: It's my day
DAD: But you just came back from work!
ME: It's ok, I don't mind
*DAD GRUMBLES*
Watchspacemanandylion:
cassielikesthis:
i like duck penises.
they are sick.
whoa.
this is a duck?! omg.
gggreenlight asked: I totally agree with you on the HP vs. Twilight thing - They always try to slut shame Bella/Kristen Stewart, and paint Hermione/Emma Watson as the pure virgin when REALLY - in the books, NEITHER of the characters have sex until they are married >< And even in the HP fandom, there is a lot of slut shaming of Ginny, cause she didn't "save her self" for The Boy Who Lived.
gggreenlight asked: I totally agree with you on the HP vs. Twilight thing - They always try to slut shame Bella/Kristen Stewart, and paint Hermione/Emma Watson as the pure virgin when REALLY - in the books, NEITHER of the characters have sex until they are married >< And even in the HP fandom, there is a lot of slut shaming of Ginny, cause she didn't "save her self" for The Boy Who Lived.
http://vickiappleby.tumblr.com/post/wonder what... →
vickiappleby:
tulletulle:Think women have achieved equality? Think again.
We Can’t Be Equal While:
Gender Roles
Men are the default and women are the Other (and therefore lesser).
Being called “girly” or a “sissy” or “pussy” are some of the worst insults you can give a man.
When a woman shows…
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aringoswami replied to your post:Why are you so disappointed in my HP vs. Twilight post? I thought HP >
Umm I’m sorry but I prefer non-sluts for my ideal woman :-) I have slutty friends though, the relationship there is normally purely platonic.
-_-’ Okay, so you’re basically saying you prefer women who aren’t sexually active/see sex as a concept of Satan’s. HAVE FUN...
Watch
“YO STFU AND SUCK MY D!CK”
This will always be the most glorious moment of Natalie Portman.
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On my best days I'm like a female Oscar Wilde.
On my worst days I’m like Claire Danes.
That awkward moment when you're drinking alone and...
My whole life can be defined by the word “oops.”
...and so went 2010: full of surprises, but not...
papageorgio asked: yes, kym karath is still alive! :] she was just on oprah with the whole cast.
papageorgio asked: yes, kym karath is still alive! :] she was just on oprah with the whole cast.
Next time someone is rude to me I'm just going to...
Ugh shut up, I’m a bad bitch, you’re part in the matrix is the role of the glitch.
Or something. It’ll be awesome.
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“But I was thinking of a way to multiply by ten,
And always, in the answer, get...”
– Lewis Carroll
aringoswami asked: Why are you so disappointed in my HP vs. Twilight post? I thought HP > Twilight always. Please say you still believe in the same ideals that made me love you.
aringoswami asked: Why are you so disappointed in my HP vs. Twilight post? I thought HP > Twilight always. Please say you still believe in the same ideals that made me love you.
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Ugh, my only goal in life is to be a female Errol...