February 2011
“You want your belt to buckle, not your chair”
– OMG LMFAO DEAD
January 2011
OMG ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS MY NEW SHOW
LMAO A MICHAEL CERA I CAN STAND OMG
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“And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul,...”
– Sylvia Plath (via tulletulle)
That awkward moment when you're in your room and...
MY ONLY GOALS RN
long hair
less Cs in school
ok glad that’s cleared up
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When a friend no longer speaks to you because...
-hosbeforebros:
-wandsattheready:
my life.
LOOK AT THIS PERFECT MOTHERFUCKER
o-m-g
bonemilk replied to your post:that awkward moment when you pop a zit in front of the mirror
lol how bad is it im picturing american psycho here
it was that perfect
boxfullofempty replied to your post:that awkward moment when you pop a zit in front of the mirror
…. how about when it hurts so bad and you get tears in your eyes? No? Just me?
gpoy every day
aringoswami replied to...
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that awkward moment when you pop a zit in front of...
AND BLOOD SPLATTERS ON THE MIRROR
what the fuck is this shit where did the pus go
I WAS NOT PREPARED!!
URGENT MESSAGE FROM ACTIVIST IN EGYPT. PLEASE...
roxanneritchi:
[via]
“To all the people of world” Alicia Ali Marsden To all the people of world The people in Egypt are under governmental siege. Mubarak regime is banning Facebook, Twitter, and all other popular internet sites Now, the internet are completely blocked in Egypt. Tomorrow the government will block the 3 mobile phone network will be completely blocked. And there is news that even...
ohitsdana-deactivated20110602 asked: Ahhh I'm so glad that you like it! After I bought it I thought omg, what if she gets offended? :/ Which wasn't my intention at all haha. And I was going to write "for your Thursday nights" on it, but I forgot :(
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lol no.
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“YOU LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR!!”
– my mom trying to redeem herself for going on and on about my shitty complexion by complimenting my updo
why did i drink
everything i write isstaking double the time to post
ugh
whatever
i am tonight going to be a young female hemingway
write drunk, edit sober
that was he who said that right
ugh this is all gramatically incorrect isn’t it
GOOD NIGHT
I pace here and there, And then wonder, there and here, Wondering, what next?
When I ask you to walk away, you mustn’t do so dearest, Instead come to me closer, lullaby only the fearless. Some may not understand, but I know, I comprehend, The loving drunkenness of little lies sent by hand. In-perfect rhymes are what I long for, your promise is what I seek, I beg for nothing but a phrase no longer so oblique. Do not squirm or laugh away, I know better what is needed,...
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She was lying down beside me and I knew she was distracted, but I could not help myself. She was soft and beautiful and always had a strand of hair pressed lightly on her face. I touched her stomach, ran my fingers up and down slowly, but she pushed my hand away. “Ugh, stop.” The fluttering inside me died faster than a finished cigarette and I could feel my mouth...
Paranoid, paranoia, para-noia beads of sweat like Vivien Leigh playing Scarlett O’Hara, eyes this way and that, quote a sad line here and there, spectacular!, spectacular!, let me lay down in this sweat pond of tiny fibs, tiny fibs, like bubbles, I am so transfixed, I continue to stare, at the bubbling of this green pond, the spawn, the germs, the absolute disgust I am so in love I could...
There is no passion, there is only career: : I stumble upon these slips, and I breathe with anticipation and musk, wondering, hoping faintly, but red and green at the true truth. Sad little pop songs, even sadder lies, saddest excuses, just depressing in the hopefulness of the dreams. The dream house is waiting, but somehow you still manage to get the wrong address.
you know what i hate about being sad at night?
YOU’RE NEVER AS SAD IN THE MORNING
I AM TRYING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT BEING SDAD IN THE MORNING
SO I CAN JUST DRINK COFFEE AND CHAIN SMOKE ALL DAY
AND BE DEPRESSED-LOOKING AT WORK
WHILE I IGNORE CUSTOMERS ASKING ME WHERE THE WASHROOM IS
IDK
UGH
HOPEFLLY I’M STILL DEPRESSED IN THE MORNING
AND NOT DRUNK
ugh life is so filled with odd obigations
speaking of odd, this is just weird...
ohitsdana-deactivated20110602 asked: No problem! I hope all your school work goes/went well :)
THESE 2 GUYS ARE PISSING ME OFF SO MUCH, I CAN'T
I AM GOING TO CORNER THEM BOTH IN A ROOM ONE DAY
FUCKING STRIP
GIVE THEM BLUE BALLS
THE KIND YOU SEE ON GOOGLE’S WORST NIGHTMARE
AND THEN TIE UP THEIR HANDS SO THEY CAN’T EVEN MASTURBATE
AND I WILL WIN OK
GOD WHY AM I SO UNLOVEABLE
OH W8 IT’S CAUSE I’M BETTER THAN YOU
fuck mutts, get sluts
aringoswami asked: THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME STRONG! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH STEFANIAK!
ALSO, I REALLY LIKE UKIE-MIX CHICKS (NORMALLY), SO CAN YOU AT LEAST INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FRIEND SO I CAN SEE IF SHE HITS 4/11??? I KNOW YOU'LL LIKELY ADMONISH MY LIST, BUT WHATEVER, A MAN'S GOTTA TRY!
ALSO, I REALLY LIKE UKIE-MIX CHICKS (NORMALLY), SO CAN YOU AT LEAST INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FRIEND SO I CAN SEE IF SHE HITS 4/11??? I KNOW YOU'LL LIKELY ADMONISH MY LIST, BUT WHATEVER, A MAN'S GOTTA TRY!
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just found out my friend is half egyptian, half...
officially aroused