Clearly I’m fucked up because I dreamt I had sex with Judy Garland and Barbra Streisand. And we fucked really hard. Both of them had underwear that were bloody…and I kept them in the pockets of my robe.
UMMMMMMMMM.
I like Rita Hayworth, Sailor Moon, sit coms, British and Russian lit, yummy food, anything pink, everything retro, cigarettes, feminism, and anything alcoholic and/or fabulous. My guilty pleasures revolve around sweets and bad reality tv.I feel like moving to a cozy place in Switzerland would solve all of my problems.
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I wish I could be like George Bernanrd Shaw who once read a bad review of one of his plays, called the critic and said: ‘I have your review in front of me and soon it will be behind me.’ - Barbra Streisand
“I dont think I’ll ever have enough confidence. I’m never satisfied with anything I do.” - Barbra Streisand
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Sometimes I want Barbra Streisand’s hair in Funny Girl
But sometimes I want Barbra Streisand’s hair in Funny Lady
