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I like Rita Hayworth, Sailor Moon, sit coms, British and Russian lit, yummy food, anything pink, everything retro, cigarettes, feminism, and anything alcoholic and/or fabulous. My guilty pleasures revolve around sweets and bad reality tv.I feel like moving to a cozy place in Switzerland would solve all of my problems.
~*~Dis be a crack blog tho~*~
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- JORDAN: Are you nervous about the wedding?
- ME: No. Are you?
- JORDAN: A little, yeah.
- ME: Is it because you'll have to be the center of attention, and you're not really used to that?
- JORDAN: Why would I be the center of attention at Jessica's wedding?
- ME: Oh...
- JORDAN: What wedding are you talking about? ...Ours?
- ME: ....
- JORDAN: ....
- JORDAN: Wow, that is so embarrassing. I am embarrassed for you.
- ME: Ugh my back hurts so much....maybe it's because I'm on my period?
- COWORKERS: MAYBE YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!!!
