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step one: we buy into this club
step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright
step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybodys watching us
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does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
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i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
im going to break both of your hands
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January Jones, photographed by Simon Emmett for Glamour UK, April 2013.
(click the image for extrememly high-res photo.)
pros to being a jellyfish
- ur cute n beautiful
- you never have to go to college
- ur parents dont judge u
- ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
- whats a gender
- u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
cons to being a jellyfish
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